Little Grace

[ladykw]

Little Grace was not the best student in parochial school. Usually

she slept through her classes. One day the Nun called on her while

she was napping and said, "Tell me, Grace; who created the universe?"



When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair behind

her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear.



"God Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun said,"Very good". Soon

Grace fell back asleep. A while later the Nun called on Grace and

asked "Who is our Lord and Savior?"



But, Grace didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Little

Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his pencil.



"Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace and the Nun said "Very Good" and Grace

sat back down and started to fall back asleep.



Then the Nun asked Grace a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam

after she had her twenty-third child?"



This time Grace was just awake enough to hear the question and she

knew what was coming, so she jumped up and shouted, "If you poke me

with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half!"



The Nun fainted.