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05-23-2005, 08:54 PM
1. You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling and long distance spitting.

2. More than half the droids you own don't function

3. The number of blasters you own exceeds your IQ

4. You wonder why Luke and Leia didn't get married

5. You use the carbon freezing chamber to store the 78 wampas that you shot on holiday in Hoth

6. You don't like wearing a jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket

7. Sand people back down from your mamma

8. You've used Jedi Mind control to talk your way out of being breathalysed

9. You've strangled people with the force because they "weren't from round these parts"

10. You built your outhouse over the salaac

11. You argued with a jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid

12. A wookie told you that you needed to shave

13. You've wrecked a number of land speeders whilst trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber

14. You don't think Ewoks are primitive

15. You've gone AT-AT tipping

16. Jabbas guards think you have personal hygene problems

17. You think your lightsaber is the ultimate bug zapper

18. The Rancor refused to eat you until you had a bath

19. You discovered that your greatest enemy is in fact your father who also happens to be your brother and uncle.

Big_Dave
05-23-2005, 09:50 PM
13. You've wrecked a number of land speeders whilst trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber
:yikes: Sounds kinda like me back in my 'younger days'. :wow: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: