TRUCK DRIVERS HOTLINE!!

[LadyTrucker]

You have reached the truck drivers hotline....No one is available to take your call right now....Leave a message and a driver might call you back....or....if you have a touch-tone radio you may use our automated menu as follows:

PRESS.....1 for radio check.....
PRESS.....7 for a shower ticket.....
PRESS.....8 for SHUT-UP-STUPID....if you are in Ohio....
PRESS.....9 for Bondsman Information......

Thank you for calling the Truck Drivers Hotline!!

[Jimbo]

True Story:

I was driving one night, and heard this guy calling for "Bill" over and over. Every 3 or 4 minutes, he would jump in and hollar "can you hear me Bill?....how bowtcha Bill??" After 9 or 10 rounds of this, I finally keyed up the mic and said " Hello,....this is Bill....I'm not here to take your call right now, but if you leave your name, and what channel you're on, I'll get back to ya"

That shut him up for a few minutes.