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windcatcher
January 15th, 2007, 16:32
Heard this recently on tv: As a woman starts into her 40's she should start preparing for menopause: It maybe the kit you give your lady friends when they start 'flashes'.

Tweezers.....for plucking those ocassional wild chin hairs
Magnifying glass and/or reading glasses, for when the eyes no longer focus up close and your arms aren't long enough.
Personal lubricant .......for those dry, personal and intimate moments.
Moisturizing bath washes and shampoos and skin lotions to combat dry skin and flakiness.
Calcium suppliments, unless you tolerate and will drink milk: 1200-1500mg daily.
Clothes, particularly athletic undergarments which are made to cool and wick moisture away from the body. Dress in layers so that jackets or sweaters may be removed or added as the day progresses.
Sex: Don't avoid it but keep it monogomous or practice 'safe sex'. If you don't use it you may lose it. :yikes: And yes, one may become pregnant even though the periods have ceased. Menopause is not considered to be complete until a year has passed without menstruration. And, yes, pap smears and breast exams are as important as ever.
For hot flashes: Keep a diet diary and notice with different foods if it makes a difference. Not all are food sensitive, but for those that are, this can help make a difference.

I thought it was interesting: Oh the joy of getting older! :p

(Sorry guys, but you took our forum away :harhar: )

SweetSnuggler
January 15th, 2007, 18:39
(Sorry guys, but you took our forum away :harhar: ) First off. no kidding.

And secondly, thanks Jen. Very informative and probably be very useful for many ladies around here! :classic:

wombat
January 16th, 2007, 10:34
(Sorry guys, but you took our forum away :harhar: ) First off. no kidding.



In regards to that, We didn't and don't have a 'Male Drivers Forum' either. We are all just people, some just have different plumbing than others.



Now to the subject at hand:

The wife unit says Soy Letchithin helps also.

Now want to talk about Prostate problems?? :harhar:

windcatcher
January 16th, 2007, 12:44
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In regards to that, We didn't and don't have a 'Male Drivers Forum' either. We are all just people, some just have different plumbing than others.



Now to the subject at hand:

The wife unit says Soy Letchithin helps also.

Now want to talk about Prostate problems?? :harhar:

How about you telling us. :harhar:

hellcat_99
January 16th, 2007, 13:26
Why do we need to talk about that? We know you all are prostrate problem's. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holly :rofl:

saddletramp
January 16th, 2007, 15:51
After all the nice things we do for you and this is how you think of us....... :wtf:

SweetSnuggler
January 16th, 2007, 16:43
Well...........................





























yeah! :rofl: :rofl:

McGee
January 16th, 2007, 16:54
:wicked: ...... :rofl: :rofl: