My philosophy on house cleaning

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get
hurt.

I don't wax floors because .
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible(
plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree
with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ..
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite
me over for dinner.

I don't iron because .
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become
a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
And mine is working fine!

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I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get
hurt.

AND THAT IS NOT A JOKE. I HAVE SO CALLED PICTURE WINDOWS IN MY HOUSE TO THE LAKESIDE.
EVERY TIME WE CLEANED THEM NICE BIRDS KILLED THEM SELFES BY FLYING AGAINST IT.
NOBODY CAN SEE IT FROM THE STREET, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU , I HAVE PRETTY DIRTY WINDOWS NOW AND NO BIRD DIED SINCE THEN.

I know it's true.... another solution is to put decals of some sort on them.

Seasonal decals work great, since the birds can see them. And they add a little decorating touch to your home.