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06-11-2005, 01:06 PM
Lorena Bobbit Virus
- turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tonya Harding Virus
- turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Oprah Winfrey Virus
- Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
Politically Correct Virus
- Never calls itself a “virus,” but instead refers to itself as an “electronic microorganism”
Ross Perot Virus
- Activates every component on your system, just before the whole darn thing quits
Government Economist Virus
- Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Federal Bureaucrat Virus
- Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer
Freudian Virus
- Your computer becomes obessed with its own motherboard, or becomes very jealous of your friend’s hard drive.
PBS Virus
- Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money.
Jimmy Hoffa Virus
- Your programs can never be found again.
O.J. Virus
- It claims that it did not, could not, and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.
- turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tonya Harding Virus
- turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Oprah Winfrey Virus
- Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
Politically Correct Virus
- Never calls itself a “virus,” but instead refers to itself as an “electronic microorganism”
Ross Perot Virus
- Activates every component on your system, just before the whole darn thing quits
Government Economist Virus
- Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Federal Bureaucrat Virus
- Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer
Freudian Virus
- Your computer becomes obessed with its own motherboard, or becomes very jealous of your friend’s hard drive.
PBS Virus
- Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money.
Jimmy Hoffa Virus
- Your programs can never be found again.
O.J. Virus
- It claims that it did not, could not, and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.