Admin
June 15th, 2005, 11:54
It's easy to turn a computer on - just flip the switch.
Virtual dancing baby easier to care for than real one.
Less threat of Kenneth Starr investigation.
No trips to the doctor if you catch a computer virus.
The low cost of commitment: only $19.95 in ISP charges.
Monitor size doesn't matter.
Easier to hide a laptop if someone walks in.
You never spend a penny on deodorant, perfume, or Mentos.
Everybody assumes "clinton@whitehouse.gov" is just an alias.
No need to say, "I have a headache" - just claim you couldn't dial into your AOL account. :cheers: :rofl:
Virtual dancing baby easier to care for than real one.
Less threat of Kenneth Starr investigation.
No trips to the doctor if you catch a computer virus.
The low cost of commitment: only $19.95 in ISP charges.
Monitor size doesn't matter.
Easier to hide a laptop if someone walks in.
You never spend a penny on deodorant, perfume, or Mentos.
Everybody assumes "clinton@whitehouse.gov" is just an alias.
No need to say, "I have a headache" - just claim you couldn't dial into your AOL account. :cheers: :rofl: