Jimbo
March 13th, 2005, 12:31
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses around.
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks
over to inspect it.
As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of foul air escapes her.Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of
sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened,
she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry
to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna crap
yourself when you hear the price.
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks
over to inspect it.
As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of foul air escapes her.Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of
sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened,
she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry
to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna crap
yourself when you hear the price.