ATCO
March 20th, 2005, 04:34
A Mars/Venus vocabulary lesson....
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ner-a-bul) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (kuh-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (kuh-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flat-chu-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) idiom
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kon-troll) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes; a symbol of male power.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ner-a-bul) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (kuh-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (kuh-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flat-chu-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) idiom
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kon-troll) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes; a symbol of male power.