ladykw
07-14-2005, 07:47 PM
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable," the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
Services for the new husband will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Green Roots Mortuary.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable," the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
Services for the new husband will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Green Roots Mortuary.