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Big_Dave
July 18th, 2005, 18:56
Just a little road rage.


A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming and cursing in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.

"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." :yikes:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

MoonRunner
July 18th, 2005, 22:20
Thats Funny....Trust me the things that the so called christian people say and do are wild. :rofl:

USAF_2T2
July 18th, 2005, 23:39
Must be a Social Christian.

You know, the ones that play religious on Sundays and back to the same ol' ways Monday - Saturday.

Timothy J. Begle
July 18th, 2005, 23:44
Reminds of something I heard on my scanner 13 years ago.

I was listening to my scanner trying to figure out what roads were open and what roads were closed on Sunday morning after a big snowfall.

On the radio comes a local unit radioing the dispatcher that he was stopping a car for speeding on the slick roads.

1 minute later he radios that the car is driven by a lady who is mad because she’ going to be late for church and she sings in the choir.

Dispatcher chimes back “I guess she’s going to be late”!

30 seconds later local unit radios ‘THE LADY JUST DROVE OFF”!

He radios again he’s following her siren blaring in background

She stops again (I guess she didn’t want show up at church with a cop following her with his siren on)

Local unit radios that the lady is very angry and she’s late and she sings in the choir!

Dispatch radios back, “I guess she’s going to be really late now’.

4 minutes later dispatcher calls local unit.
“Tell her to turn around because all the churches in the city have canceled services do to last night’s snow …… and tell her to enjoy her ticket!”
:yikes:
:D :D :D :D :D

Timothy J. Begle
July 18th, 2005, 23:49
Must be a Social Christian.

You know, the ones that play religious on Sundays and back to the same ol' ways Monday - Saturday.

It just bothers me how almost EVERYBODY with a god sticker or fish sticker on the back of their car drive like madmen!

The ones with "Paster" or "Clergy" drive worse then drunks!