rifle
07-28-2005, 06:56 PM
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
Dog
For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever
sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's
your
story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told
the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies
for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and
I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had
a
mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes
back
in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." The guy
says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
Dog
For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever
sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's
your
story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told
the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies
for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and
I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had
a
mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes
back
in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." The guy
says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."