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08-03-2005, 08:29 PM
Three men went to heaven. St. Peter let them into heaven and they started to walk off when St. Peter said that heaven is a very large place and that they should not walk. He said that you were given transportation according to how faithful you were to your spouse. St. Peter ask all three of them "How faithful were you to your wife?"
The first man said,"I cheated on her about 7 times."
and St. Peter said "O.k. you get a 94 volvo."
The second man said, "I cheated on her about 3 times."
and St. Peter said "O.k. you get a 97 cadillac."
The third man said, "I have always been faithful."
and St. Peter said "O.k. you get a 2000 lamborghini."
The man in the lamborghini was seen sitting on the side of the road in his car crying. The other two men drove by and asked him "What was wrong, you got the best car of all?"
The man replied, "I just passed my wife. She was on roller blades." :rofl:
The first man said,"I cheated on her about 7 times."
and St. Peter said "O.k. you get a 94 volvo."
The second man said, "I cheated on her about 3 times."
and St. Peter said "O.k. you get a 97 cadillac."
The third man said, "I have always been faithful."
and St. Peter said "O.k. you get a 2000 lamborghini."
The man in the lamborghini was seen sitting on the side of the road in his car crying. The other two men drove by and asked him "What was wrong, you got the best car of all?"
The man replied, "I just passed my wife. She was on roller blades." :rofl: