saddletramp
08-05-2005, 03:43 AM
A guy goes to the local cat house to see his favorite girl. She is on the roof getting a sun tan. Soon they are so busy with each other that they roll off the roof and land in the front yard, never missing a beat.
A drunk stumbling down the street sees them, looks at the cat house, looks at them again, and goes up to the door and rings the bell. The madam comes to the door, sees that he is drunk and tells him to leave, and slams the door. He looks out in the yard again and see the couple still doing their thing, and knocks on the door. The Madam comes to the door again and tells him to leave. Before she can slam the door, he gets his foot in the doorway and tells the Madam, " I ain't here to patronize your business lady, I just wanted to tell you your sign blew down!! :p
A drunk stumbling down the street sees them, looks at the cat house, looks at them again, and goes up to the door and rings the bell. The madam comes to the door, sees that he is drunk and tells him to leave, and slams the door. He looks out in the yard again and see the couple still doing their thing, and knocks on the door. The Madam comes to the door again and tells him to leave. Before she can slam the door, he gets his foot in the doorway and tells the Madam, " I ain't here to patronize your business lady, I just wanted to tell you your sign blew down!! :p