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ladykw
April 17th, 2005, 16:09
Training Course Offered to Men Only


Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral

Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!

Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back

Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill store

Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts

Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves

Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's

Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category

Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

"I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh

Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

"I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

The Gas Gage in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

Jimbo
April 18th, 2005, 02:22
Hey there Lady KW, I don't think I like you attitude toward men one bit!!

There are more than a few of us out here that have used mops and sponges. I myself used both just the other day, so don't tell me about men not using such things.

Women, on the other hand, never can be happy with the fact that their man uses the mop or sponge. Instead they tend to focus on the negative, and I for one, am very tired of it.

yesterday, i used the mop and the sponge. Did my woman thank me for cleaning up?? Hell no!! Did she praise me for using the sponge and mop, instead of wasting a whole roll of paper towels to clean up the mess?? Again...Hell no!!!

Instead, she goes into the kitchen, and like I said, being a woman, focuses on the negative. She opens the kitchen door and screams
"WHY THE HELL IS THERE MOTOR OIL IN THE MOP AND SPONGE???!!! :vmad:

Big_Dave
April 18th, 2005, 02:30
Instead, she goes into the kitchen, and like I said, being a woman, focuses on the negative. She opens the kitchen door and screams
"WHY THE HELL IS THERE MOTOR OIL IN THE MOP AND SPONGE???!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ladykw
April 18th, 2005, 07:30
Now Jimbo Play nice :D :D ......
Men are not all that bad.. :wtf: :wtf:
I know a lot of men who help there wives in the house, Hummm with out gettinng oil on the spung and mop...
And they are REALLY good for a laugh too..... :D :D
You guys be safe and have a good day....