View Full Version : Good Lord I'm getting old!
Big_Dave
April 17th, 2005, 20:01
Walked out to the mailbox yesterday afternoon and found a 'newsletter' (single piece of paper folded and stuck together with a round 'stickie' thingy).
It was addressed to me but I didn't recognize the return address.
Upon opening it (as I'm walking back to the house), I dang near fell over. :wow:
It was an invite to my 25 Year Class Reunion! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
WAIT A MINUTE HERE!!!! I AIN'T THAT OLD YET!!!! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
Today, as I'm outside talking with my son (him and his g/f came out for a while today), I mention this to him with a chuckle. :eyes:
He says to me........."Uh, yeah Dad, you ARE old! I got an invite to my 5 Year Class Reunion last week." :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
Is that any way to break the news to an old man of 43??? :wow: :jawdrop: :crying:
Hillbilly
April 17th, 2005, 22:18
:wacko: I got one thats just as bad. My B-day came and went while I was out, the last time, and so when I got home, the girls(22 & 15) had my b-day gifts waiting on me. In the bag with them was a ribbon like we used to get in Scouts for placing in the Pine Wood Derby, only it says in nice BIG letters, OLDER THAN DIRT! I'm only 53!
Big_Dave
April 17th, 2005, 23:01
See just how bad it is!!!! :yikes:
I meant to post this over in the Family Forum. :wtf: :yikes:
Sheesh.............. :omg: :thinking: :omg:
mare
April 17th, 2005, 23:05
See just how bad it is!!!! :yikes:
I meant to post this over in the Family Forum. :wtf: :yikes:
Sheesh.............. :omg: :thinking: :omg:
And I thought you were just going where you thought the most sympathy was!!!!!!!!!!!!
:harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar:
Big_Dave
April 17th, 2005, 23:14
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hillbilly
April 17th, 2005, 23:46
I think maybe he got lost. You know, like when they changed the restrooms in that one eastbound service plaza on the OH turnpike, and for 2 or 3 wks, men were walking into the wrong one.
(Just teesing you Dave.)
Big_Dave
April 17th, 2005, 23:50
I think maybe he got lost. You know, like when they changed the restrooms in that one eastbound service plaza on the OH turnpike, and for 2 or 3 wks, men were walking into the wrong one.
(Just teesing you Dave.)
Well, it's been many years since I accidently walked into a Ladies room. :wow: I seem to remember a time at the old stadium in Bloomington MN at a Twins game........back when I was about 15 or so. :rofl:
What an impression I made! :wow: :p :rofl:
Hillbilly
April 18th, 2005, 00:31
The plaza I'm talking about, for YEARS, you went in the front door and the men's was on the left and women's on the right. Then they remodled it, and during remodeling switched the men's to the right and women's to the left. So you can imagine what happened. I think it was open for about 3 months like that, and they finally shut it back down for a week, and swithed them back.
Jimbo
April 18th, 2005, 02:06
The restroom door said gentlemen,
so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
*** *** *** *** ***
The restroom door said gentlemen,
it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old Hag.
She sprayed me with her can of mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell, this just wouldn't be my day
What could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
*** *** *** *** ***
The restroom door said gentlemen,
and I would like to find.
The crumby little creep who
had the nerve to switch the signs.
Cause I've got two black eyes and one
high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and Joy,
Boy Oh Boy!
No I'll never sit
with comfort and joy....
The restroom door said gentlemen,
so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
*** *** *** *** ***
The restroom door said gentlemen,
it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old Hag.
She sprayed me with her can of mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell, this just wouldn't be my day
What could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
*** *** *** *** ***
The restroom door said gentlemen,
and I would like to find.
The crumby little creep who
had the nerve to switch the signs.
Cause I've got two black eyes and one
high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and Joy,
Boy Oh Boy!
No I'll never sit
with comfort and joy....
yeah that could be classifide as a scary fact of life :cool:
ladykw
April 19th, 2005, 20:27
Dag gone Big Dave you are getting old.....Gesh... you need to be put out to pasture...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Well pave the way because I am not to far behind ya............ :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
well that well leave room for me and my brother to keep the night alive
my brother is justin bowen aka blackdog
ladykw
April 19th, 2005, 23:35
well that well leave room for me and my brother to keep the night alive
my brother is justin bowen aka blackdog
OH MAN.......you mean there are more of you out there???? :paranoid: :fear:
yep me and my brother make up J&J Construction&trucking all we need is our authority and then we can lease on with prime logistics
Well Dave, don't worry....
you only have one thing to remember...
No matter how old you are....
I'll always be younger than you! :rofl:
dljtruck
April 27th, 2005, 18:55
Big dave, It is like the late great country singer Chris LeDoux sang....It's not the years boy, it's the miles. ;)
Big_Dave
April 27th, 2005, 19:39
Big dave, It is like the late great country singer Chris LeDoux sang....It's not the years boy, it's the miles. ;)
:yikes:
Can I be retired to a stud farm instead of a pasture? :p :wow: :cheers:
Can I be retired to a stud farm instead of a pasture?
Wouldn't you have to become a stud first? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'm sorry Dave... you simple made that one too easy and left yourself wide open! ;) :harhar:
Rain thinks you're a stud...... I think! :rofl:
Big_Dave
April 27th, 2005, 20:15
Rain thinks you're a stud...... I think! :rofl:
She KNOWS! :harhar: :lover: :lover:
smartazz! :harhar:
Dave sez... Well, it's been many years since I accidently walked into a Ladies room.
Don't feel bad... a couple yrs ago I delivered at a customers and I had to go real bad... something I at was trying to pass thru like I had taken caster oil and I had seen the rest room door partially open. I saw "MEN" and I didn't waste any time turning on the lights and finding the first stall.
I'm sitting there in heavenly bliss and suddenly I hear click click click, a women in high heals walking into the stall next to me. :yikes:
I'm thinking... coed restrooms? what a concept.
I'm holding my breath, not making any NOISE at all until she leaves, a few minutes later I'm washing up and I noticed no urinals :hmph:
As I walk out, I look at the door and of course it said women :omg:
Apparently with the door opened partially and the direction I came at the door... all I saw was the "MEN" part of women and never thought otherwise... Sure glad the woman didn't try to start up a conversation with me while I was in there... :p
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