Crystal Pistol
November 27th, 2005, 22:27
I was just skipping around and saw a thread over on another forum that got my interest. I don't ever recall seeing a woman wearing a dress while driving a rig, but ...
... there was that really warm night 10 or so years ago when I was working midnight and was bored, so I set up to work some radar and this tractor trailer goes by just a flying, was up in the 80s, and I took out after it and stopped it and found this really drop dead gorgeous blonde getting out the drivers side with log book and permit book wearing a pair of cut off "Daisey Duke" style jean shorts and a red halter top! She met me at the rear of the trailer, so I let her sit in the car while I "did my duty" (yeah, I wrote it), and she casually mentioned that she was just making up time after spending the whole evening working on her back. I stopped writing and looked over her way, scarcely believing what I heard and she looked up ... and said "No, not that!, I had to fix my crossover line. I have coveralls, and all" then she showed me the grease still accumulated under her fingernails where she hadn't gotten it all out. I believe her, it was just "how it sounded". :cool:
... then there was that time up at a local gas station where it was like 90 degrees and a buddy and I were taking a break when we saw this car come in and a very attractive young mother of two small children (well, she had two small ones with her????) get out and come in after fueling and she gets a soda, etc, pays for gas, and starts to leave and then turns and comes over to where we are standing there. She's wearing a short skirt type outfit that really fit her well. She asked us if she could ask a question (why do people ask if they canm ask a question when they could save a question by just asking the one they want to ask in the first place???). She wanted to know why some trucks are going slow, and then when she gets up beside them, they speed up and just ride there for miles. I looked at my buddy, he grins, and then I ask her if she's serious?
She said she was, so I told her bluntly "Mam, you are a very atractive young lady, and you are wearing a short skirt, and when you get alongside a truck, the driver can look right down into your vehicle and he sees something he enjoys looking at, after all, he has maybe been on the road for a week or longer."
She blushed, really seemed genuinely embarassed, and I added that if she didn't want that reaction, to wear slacks or drape a lightweight blanket across her lap. She said that she shouldn't have to do that, that truck drivers shouldn't be looking away from the road like that, and I said "You're right, but boys will be boys."
She then adjusted her attitude, and thanked me. She said she never thought of it that way, and then she changed into slacks before she left the station that day. :cool:
Take care out there, sorry :harhar: .... don't have no pics! :rofl:
... there was that really warm night 10 or so years ago when I was working midnight and was bored, so I set up to work some radar and this tractor trailer goes by just a flying, was up in the 80s, and I took out after it and stopped it and found this really drop dead gorgeous blonde getting out the drivers side with log book and permit book wearing a pair of cut off "Daisey Duke" style jean shorts and a red halter top! She met me at the rear of the trailer, so I let her sit in the car while I "did my duty" (yeah, I wrote it), and she casually mentioned that she was just making up time after spending the whole evening working on her back. I stopped writing and looked over her way, scarcely believing what I heard and she looked up ... and said "No, not that!, I had to fix my crossover line. I have coveralls, and all" then she showed me the grease still accumulated under her fingernails where she hadn't gotten it all out. I believe her, it was just "how it sounded". :cool:
... then there was that time up at a local gas station where it was like 90 degrees and a buddy and I were taking a break when we saw this car come in and a very attractive young mother of two small children (well, she had two small ones with her????) get out and come in after fueling and she gets a soda, etc, pays for gas, and starts to leave and then turns and comes over to where we are standing there. She's wearing a short skirt type outfit that really fit her well. She asked us if she could ask a question (why do people ask if they canm ask a question when they could save a question by just asking the one they want to ask in the first place???). She wanted to know why some trucks are going slow, and then when she gets up beside them, they speed up and just ride there for miles. I looked at my buddy, he grins, and then I ask her if she's serious?
She said she was, so I told her bluntly "Mam, you are a very atractive young lady, and you are wearing a short skirt, and when you get alongside a truck, the driver can look right down into your vehicle and he sees something he enjoys looking at, after all, he has maybe been on the road for a week or longer."
She blushed, really seemed genuinely embarassed, and I added that if she didn't want that reaction, to wear slacks or drape a lightweight blanket across her lap. She said that she shouldn't have to do that, that truck drivers shouldn't be looking away from the road like that, and I said "You're right, but boys will be boys."
She then adjusted her attitude, and thanked me. She said she never thought of it that way, and then she changed into slacks before she left the station that day. :cool:
Take care out there, sorry :harhar: .... don't have no pics! :rofl: