A little Fun for the forum

[Bryan]

The Three Word Story. Post three words (ONLY three words!) to continue the story:

I see a

[tommy]

Great Big Truck

[Bryan]

with a reefer :D

[USAF_2T2]

passing a cop

[tommy]

Blowing the Horn

[Bryan]

beacuase he's pissed

[Farmer_Joe]

and can't spell

[tommy]

His Freakin name

[Farmer_Joe]

and his little

[mekidd]

Was Crystal Pistol

[tommy]

old fat dog

[Bryan]

old fat dog
with 5 pups

[vacavalier]

chasin a rabbit

[LSMR]

down the road

[tommy]

around a sign

[mekidd]

was none other

[wombat]

Than Rooster Cruiser

[tommy]

Wetting his Tires

[Coalregion]

While Big Dave

[LSMR]

thought to himself

[Coalregion]

My Petercar's faster :cool:

[Foxfire]

than his Freightliner

[tommy]

Pink it is

[Coalregion]

On Interstae 5

[tommy]

going uphill slow

[LSMR]

while Dave sang

[Foxfire]

White Lightning Express

[LSMR]

while playing the

[tommy]

one string Banjo

[LSMR]

until Rain said

[tommy]

Hey there BOY

[Coalregion]

Get Home now

[tommy]

Beanie's coming over

[Coalregion]

Hide our car

[tommy]

Hide the CATS

[Big_Al]

in boiling vats.

[tommy]

Go catch Capt'

---------------------------

I gots to go, bye

[White Dog]

chokeing a kitten

[Rev.Vassago]

chokeing a kitten

amongst other things :p

[Timothy J. Begle]

in his sleeper

[BlueAngel]

by the Pilot

[Foxfire]

on the scale

[mekidd]

scratching his head

[beanie baby]

Wondering why he



:rofl: :rofl: (you guys are too funny!)

[Bryan]

is well overweight

[Timothy J. Begle]

It's because Rain

[LSMR]

when he says

[Timothy J. Begle]

isn't there more

[LSMR]

cats to buy

[Timothy J. Begle]

because they taste

[Big_Dave]

like chicken, really! :rofl:

(this is hilarious!) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rev.Vassago]

and I love

[Coalregion]

Timothy J. Begle

[Capt._Chaos]

Eating more CAT!!!!!!!!

[vacavalier]

cant get enough

[mekidd]

OH NO! Here

[Big_Al]

Napolean pulled his

[LSMR]

hat down over

[wombat]

His head and

[LSMR]

looked around for

[tommy]

LadyKW to Appear

[LSMR]

with her pink

[Timothy J. Begle]

Sponge Bob long-johns

[Coalregion]

And her blue

[Timothy J. Begle]

fat tabby cat

[LSMR]

with her old

[Timothy J. Begle]

toothless blind dog

[SteelCityNomad]

in an attempt

[wombat]

To find out

[Capt._Chaos]

Which tastes yummier!

[LSMR]

Look out says

[vacavalier]

here she comes

[Coalregion]

Walkin' Down the street...




( Remember the Monkee's!! )

[beanie baby]

I'm not that old

[SteelCityNomad]

Walkin' Down the street...


swinging her purse

[Coalregion]

And her hips :cool:

[Big_Al]

in your face

[Bryan]

and u smile

[BlueAngel]

But you wonder

[vacavalier]

what she thinking

[LSMR]

as she looks

[Big_Al]

up your shorts

[LSMR]

and boldly says

[ATCO]

what the heck

[wombat]

IS that thing

[mekidd]

Where's the tweezers?

[LSMR]

so I can

[Bryan]

examine and run

[mekidd]

MY A$$ OFF!!!

[Timothy J. Begle]

because she ate

[Jack5]

A big one.

[Bryan]

,a juicy hamburger

[Big_Al]

with double cheese

[LSMR]

with pickles and

[Timothy J. Begle]

hot cat wings

:D

[vacavalier]

with special sauce

[LSMR]

and a grape

[The_Governor]

lettuce,cheese,pickles

[Timothy J. Begle]

because soon Beanie

[Big_Al]

will be barfing

[Timothy J. Begle]

and blaming us

[Big_Al]

while scooping chunks

[Timothy J. Begle]

of snow off

[Big_Al]

her beer belly :D

[Timothy J. Begle]

while blaming it

[The_Governor]

on Cuervo Gold

[mekidd]

and Capt Chaos

[vacavalier]

wish i could

[Big_Al]

see my genitals

[Coalregion]

In the Smithsonian

[SteelCityNomad]

was an exhibit

[Bryan]

all about truckers

[LSMR]

and their history

[SteelCityNomad]

from chain-drive trucks

[Timothy J. Begle]

to fast chicken-trucks

[LSMR]

and old drivers

[Big_Al]

with chronic diarhhea

[LSMR]

and bloodshot eyes

[Big_Al]

smokin some crack

[The_Governor]

dreaming about chrome

[Bryan]

he cant afford

[vacavalier]

pulls out VISA

[Big_Al]

and orders hookers

[wombat]

Why tow trucks???

[Big_Al]

can't raise it

[beanie baby]

use the bluepill

[Big_Al]

to erect oneeye

[Capt._Chaos]

for short time

[Big_Al]

for short length

[LSMR]

and have fun

[Capt._Chaos]

while pretending it

[vacavalier]

works like before

[Timothy J. Begle]

your mother saw

[mekidd]

getting out of

[tommy]

Magnolias little hand

[LSMR]

was little cute

[vacavalier]

but couldnt see

[Big_Al]

their own genitals

[White Dog]

benieth their bellies

[tommy]

Magnolia has GENTILES!!!!!!!!! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

[Magnolia]

BONEPACKER HAS BREAST :harhar:

[LSMR]

be nice said

[Bryan]

Off topic ok u can finish this up and we will start new someone can post to start thanx for a good time people :p

[Big_Al]

I don't wanna

[Jack5]

be a fat.

[Big_Al]

stupid little man.

[vacavalier]

but I can

[Big_Al]

smack some hoes

[Timothy J. Begle]

down to size!

[Bryan]

but instead he

[vacavalier]

went to party

[Big_Al]

at Max's house

[White Dog]

in his pajamas

[LSMR]

and pink slippers

[ladykw]

in the yard

[Capt._Chaos]

on New Years

[tommy]

Woke up Naked!

[mekidd]

"how did I"

[tommy]

make it here?? :yikes:

[SweetSnuggler]

without clothes on,

[tommy]

OHHHH says Nancy :yikes:

[SweetSnuggler]

And everyone agrees. she's such a .........

[Magnolia]

classy sassy lady

[ladykw]

all the time

[Big_Al]

three words Snuggler

[White Dog]

three words only

[LSMR]

Remember the rules

[tommy]

Rules are made

[tommy]

To be Broken

[tommy]

all the time


She was involved

[Big_Al]

with Michael Jackson

[mekidd]

wishing to be

[vacavalier]

Miss Billy Jean

[tommy]

in a Bigtruck

[SweetSnuggler]

and until then

SS :D

[ladykw]

Merry Christmas Friends

[Bryan]

thats not all

[ladykw]

until its over

[windcatcher]

more is coming







:harhar:

[ladykw]

in the night

[windcatcher]

by gentle candle-light

[windcatcher]

entrancing, tenderly embracing

[windcatcher]

lion dove feast

[windcatcher]

laid spread on

[windcatcher]

billows of bedding

[windcatcher]

talking about how

[windcatcher]

to live with

[tommy]

A Crazy Horney

[Bryan]

puppy with a :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[vacavalier]

cold wet nose

[ladykw]

licking my feet

[windcatcher]

'ooooooooooooooooooh that tickles'

[ladykw]

I say aloud

[windcatcher]

while I giggle
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[Bryan]

Stop it you

[Foxfire]

Oh My Word!

[LSMR]

Look what happened

[Timothy J. Begle]

when your clothing

[LSMR]

is too big

[vacavalier]

makes you look

[windcatcher]

like a pork-barrel :harhar:

[windcatcher]

:hmph: :no: :crying: (that wasn't nice):toughcrowd:

[Timothy J. Begle]

now go to

[LSMR]

the mirror and

[Superman_Mike]

Bumble-bee tuna

[Coalregion]

I love Bumble-Bee

[Superman_Mike]

pork and beans?

[LSMR]

with pancakes and

[Foxfire]

Vermont Maple Syrup

[windcatcher]

and Blackstrap Molasses :D




.

[LSMR]

with bacon bits

[Jack5]

Why did she?

[ladykw]

not for sure

[Timothy J. Begle]

when the lights

[Foxfire]

all went out

[Timothy J. Begle]

they all ran

[windcatcher]

up the stairs




:harhar:

[vacavalier]

only to find

[tommy]

___________ in the BUFF!! :yikes:

[Coalregion]

They all laughed :rofl:

[ATCO]

for lack of

[shewolfJR]

refills of coffee :p

[vacavalier]

went next door

[Coalregion]

High Tech Cave (http://www.tampabays10.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=22715)(Click the link!)

[windcatcher]

where they smoked

[Coalregion]

More than Tires

[windcatcher]

it made them

[Foxfire]

act real silly

[Bryan]

like they were

[shewolf]

inhaling diesel fumes

[shewolfJR]

under the stars

[snowman55]

with some booze

[vacavalier]

a shot glass

[Bryan]

and a drunk

[Admin]

in our forums ;)

[windcatcher]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cheers:
It is silly :D
:fishing: :fishing:
:cheers:

[vacavalier]

that we keep

[Timothy J. Begle]

acting so silly!


:harhar:

[mekidd]

Time for some

[BlueAngel]

cookies and milk

[tommy]

To Blue Angel

[Timothy J. Begle]

but she's naughty

[Skip Shift]

that's so nice

[tommy]

and SO CUTE

[BlueAngel]

like your bear

[windcatcher]

bare teddy bear ;)



:D



:yikes:


:p

[tommy]

ever Hunt Bare?

[windcatcher]

can barely hunt :rofl: :rofl:

:cheers:





(to BP....don't laugh.. :harhar: ..I do have a 410 shot gun :rofl: )

[Bryan]

the ones that

[White Dog]

have three nipples