mare
05-02-2005, 03:58 PM
>A man walked into a supermarket with his Zipper down.
>A lady cashier walked up to him and said "Your
>barracks door is open."
>Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his
>way looking a bit puzzled.
>When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
>said, "Your fly is open."
>He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the
>checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady
>was that told him about his "barracks door."
>He was planning to have a little fun with her so
>when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my
>barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing
>in there at attention?"
>The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought
>for a moment and said,
>
>
>
>"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran
>sitting on a couple of old duffel bags!!
>A lady cashier walked up to him and said "Your
>barracks door is open."
>Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his
>way looking a bit puzzled.
>When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
>said, "Your fly is open."
>He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the
>checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady
>was that told him about his "barracks door."
>He was planning to have a little fun with her so
>when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my
>barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing
>in there at attention?"
>The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought
>for a moment and said,
>
>
>
>"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran
>sitting on a couple of old duffel bags!!