I gotta a BIG MOUTH

[Chiefwhatdahey]

Wife says: "I don't get it I can't seem to retain friendships, I get to know someone and then I find fault in them, what is wrong with me?"

I says: "You're cold hearted" :doh: It came out before I could stop myself, I spent the next twenty minutes "explaining" the comment and now I get the "eye" and I know there will be no happy time for a while :crying:

[mare]

Oh Man, you better learn how to suck up and suck up good!!! Either that or keep a lot of Twix candy bars on hand and like the commercial, "take a moment" while stuffing your kisser full of candy so you can't speak the first thing that comes to mind!!! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Too funny for words.... I feel for ya man... really!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Messyme]

Thats a dinner out and roses :wtf:

[beanie baby]

:yikes: He didn't did he?? :wow:

Dinner and flowers - that might work... :rofl:

Diamond ring is more like it on this one! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[beanie baby]

:rofl: :rofl:
That would work too..

[mare]

Diamond ring is more like it on this one! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

THAT'S RIGHT!!! :D :D

It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that BLING!!!!!!!!!!!

DO WAP, DO WAP , DO WAP.....oops, there I go again!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Messyme]

Mare, are you watching too much TV? :D

[Preacher]

Man Chief, you in a heap `o trouble! Last time I did something like that it cost me BIG time! Not only was there dinner out and flowers but I also had to clean the house, do the dishes, do the laundry, and draw her bubble bath before I got back into her good graces! :rofl:

[Chiefwhatdahey]

SSSHHH! you guys will have me broke and doing chores :freaked:

[Messyme]

Is the sofa comfortable?
:harhar:

It's a small price to pay!

Hmmm....the chores sound good too...I never thought of that one before :D

[Big_Dave]

Next time ya feel like gettin 'lippy' with mama, engage brain before putting mouth into gear! :harhar:

Or ya could just slam the back door on your head and try to draw a sympathy vote outta her. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Is there a tv room in the doghouse? :yikes: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[scubadiver]

Chief if you don't do most of those things you will be in deeper Doodoo. BTW next time keep your mouth shut. ;) ;)

[Foxfire]

Ain't gonna be no happy time, no love time, no cuddle time. Man you ain't gonna get no time at all for a LOOOOOONG time. You better hock the truck and make that diamond into Diamond "S"! You dun stuck ya foot all the way into your mouth and it's tryin to come out the other end now. Poor Chief. :crying: :fear: :doh:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

How's that saying??

She NOT love you for LOOOOOOOOOOONG time! :rofl: :rofl:

[Big_Dave]

Wife says: "I don't get it I can't seem to retain friendships, I get to know someone and then I find fault in them, what is wrong with me?"
After reading this again, one thing I forgot to mention.

Maybe you're being too critical of your friends. No one is perfect, we all have our faults.

Overlook the small BS and then you'll have friends. Make it a habit to NEVER loan them money.

If the BS gets to be too much, then move on and make new friends.
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Have you managed to wrestle the remote control away from your dog yet? :p :rofl:

[Chiefwhatdahey]

Wife says: "I don't get it I can't seem to retain friendships, I get to know someone and then I find fault in them, what is wrong with me?"


If the BS gets to be too much, then move on and make new friends.[quote]

I think that's the deal the bs gets to her and she moves on. I think she puts up with enough from me and the kids that she has a short fuse when it comes to friends