One of these days...........

[Big_Dave]

I'm gonna get up the nerve to read the nonsense of the 'Never Ending Story' (http://www.truckstopusa.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5456). :yikes: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Actually, that really is scary! :wow:

[Bryan]

i thot about doin that and type the story and post on here lol maybe i will hehe :wow: :cool:

[Big_Dave]

That's what I was thinkin'! :rofl:

[Rev.Vassago]

Here is the first 14 pages. I added some words to help it make sense - these are in parenthesis. I also omitted any posts that didn't follow the story line (or the post before it). I gave up after 14 pages because the story lost all meaning, and just became "post three words".

I see a great big truck with a reefer passing a cop, blowing the horn cuz he's pissed and can't spell his freakin name.

And his little (lady) was Crystal Pistol - (an) old fat dog with five pups chasin a rabbit down the road around a sign.

(It) was none other that Rooster Cruiser - wetting his tires, while Big Dave thought to himself,"My Petercar's faster than his Freightliner."

Pink, it is; on Interstate 5 going uphill slow, while Dave sang "White Lightning Express" while playing the one string banjo, until Rain said, "Hey there boy! Get home now - Beanie's coming over."

Hide the car - hide our cats in boiling vats. Go catch Capt. choking a kitten amongst other things in his sleeper by the Pilot.

On the scale, scratching his head, wondering why he is well overweight.

It's because,Rain, when he says "Isn't there more cats to buy? Because they taste like chicken really. And I love Timothy J Beagle eating more cat!"

Can't get enough - OH NO! Here! Napoleon pulled his hat down over his head and looked around for LadyKW to appear with her pink Sponge Bob long-johns and her blue fat tabby cat with her old toothless blind dog in an attempt to find out which tastes yummier!

Look out! Here she comes walkin down the street swinging her purse and her hips in your face.

And you smile, but you wonder what she's thinking as she looks up your shorts and boldly says, "What the heck is that thing? Where's the tweezers so I can examine and run my a$$ off!"

Because she ate a big one - a juicy hamburger with double cheese, with pickles, and with hot cat wings (with special sauce) and a grape.

Because soon Beanie will be barfing and blaming us, while scooping chunks of snow off her beer belly, while blaming it on Cuervo Gold and Capt. Chaos.

Wish I could see my genitals in the Smithsonian.

(It) was an exhibit all about truckers and their history - from chain-drive trucks to fast chicken-trucks.

And old drivers with chronic diarhhea and bloodshot eyes, smokin some crack - dreaming about chrome.

He can't afford (it), (but he) pulls out (his) VISA and orders hookers.

Why tow trucks? Can't raise it! Use the bluepill to erect oneeye for (a) short time, for (a) short length, and have fun, while pretending it works like before your mother saw (you) getting out of Magnolias little hand.

(He) was (a) little cute, but couldn't see (his) own genitals beneith (his belly).

"I don't wanna be a fat stupid little man, but I can smack some hoes down to size!"

But instead he went to party at Max's house in his pajamas and pink slippers.

In the yard on New Year's (he) woke up naked!

"How did I make it here without clothes on?"

"OHHHHHH," says Nancy, and everyone agrees. She's such a classy sassy lady.

All the time she was involved with Michael Jackson, wishing to be "Miss Billy Jean in a big truck."

And until then, a crazy horny puppy with a cold wet nose (was) licking my feet.

"OHHHHH, That tickles!", I say aloud while I giggle.

"Stop it, you!"

Oh My word! Look what happens when your clothing is too big! (It) makes you look like a pork barrel.[/i]

[Big_Dave]

:wow:

You ARE really bored.......aren't you? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :p

[Foxfire]

Rev? I got a couple of words of advice for you buddy....................... Go to work!!!!......lol

[Big_Dave]

Rev? I got a couple of words of advice for you buddy....................... Go to work!!!!......lol
That's 3 words. :harhar: :rofl: ;)

[Rev.Vassago]

I did work - all day.

I am just a fast typist. That only took me about 20 minutes to do