She isn't even fat...for a Wi. gal

[Chiefwhatdahey]

Wife says: "honey can I join weight watchers"?

I says: "But you're not fat for a Wi. gal and I still find you sexy" (I'm still trying to make up for my slipof the tongue yesterday)

Wife says: "thanks for the compliment I think, but I want to lose some weight I can't seem to get rid of"


I says: "While your at it get a bo ob job and we'll both be happy"


I never learn

[Foxfire]

Chief? Do you have a death wish or sumpin? That woman is gonna hang you from the tallest tree she can find. Nope. You never learn.......lol.

[HSLD]

I never learn

Let's see Chief, you have problems with friendships but not relationships? Because you were right in telling her she looks fine, but the other............
You two must have been married a few years or you have a thing for sleeping on the couch.................................. :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Next thing you know, you'll be finding a fault in her, oops wait, you did mention something that could be considered a fault by some. :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Look out Chief, you might not just find faults in friends, but you might find them in your better half too. And then where would you be? :D :D :D :D


HSLD

PS You might consider not sleeping tonight..................................

[beanie baby]

Chief, I see you missed women 101 in school!!! :rofl:

Us Wisconsin gals are just fine!! :harhar:

Now I'm going to do something your wife should have done!! :bop: You silly man!!!

[Chiefwhatdahey]

I never learn

Let's see Chief, you have problems with friendships but not relationships? Because you were right in telling her she looks fine, but the other............
You two must have been married a few years or you have a thing for sleeping on the couch.................................. :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

6-27-1987 is the day of infamy she's put up with a lot of crap from me over the years but I've always been loyal and generous. it's the wife that has a hard time keeping friends.

[/quote]Us Wisconsin gals are just fine!! [/quote]

Yes you are and that's what worries me, I think she looks good now and she wants to go and change it. Her sis was BIG 22plus, but instead of stopping at a comfortable size 12 she went for the Karen Carpenter look and I don't want the wife looking like that.

I do gotta admit the b oob crack was a risk but she did laugh cuz she knows that I know they shrink when she does

[HSLD]

6-27-1987 is the day of infamy she's put up with a lot of crap from me over the years but I've always been loyal and generous. it's the wife that has a hard time keeping friends.

Sorry Chief, I must have misunderstood the post. I thought Mrs. Chief was saying you have friends until you figure out their faults, or something like that....................

[color=darkblue][i]Yes you are and that's what worries me, I think she looks good now and she wants to go and change it.

I think that's just a woman's way of keeping us on our toes.

I do gotta admit the b oob crack was a risk but she did laugh cuz she knows that I know they shrink when she does[/quote]

Tread lightly. What you say, even in jest, can backfire on you like an old VW.

HSLD

[Big_Dave]

Tread lightly. What you say, even in jest, can backfire on you like an old VW.
Good advice! ;) :cheers:

[Preacher]

HSLD, Dude! Keep that up and I may not be the only guy on this forum with one arm!! She might just tear yours off and beat you over the head with it!!!! :yikes:

[HSLD]

HSLD, Dude! Keep that up and I may not be the only guy on this forum with one arm!! She might just tear yours off and beat you over the head with it!!!!

Uh, preacher, why would I get my arm torn off? I'm thinking the Chief has got a better chance than me of having that happen. I didn't tell my better half that she outta get a b:yikes:b job because I like to see b :yikes: b crack (that's a quote of the Chief). :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

I'm smarter than that. I have to sleep some time ya know. And I prefer my own bed a lot more than my own couch. ;) ;) ;) ;)

HSLD

[Preacher]

OOOPPPS!!! Sorry! I meant to put Chief in there, not you HSLD. :noclue:

[officegirl]

Who's Karen Carpenter? LOL sorry, I must be too young.

Losing weight can be addictive. I used to be a 16 and thought being a 12 again was only a dream. Well I started working in it around Christmas, and quickly got down to a 14, and it was not much longer until I was a 12. Now I'm down to a 10 and would like to go a little lower. Not much, I mean I just now got into 10's, so there's still a bit to go, but I want to be an 8.

My hubby loved me no matter what I looked like, but I didn't love myself. Being happy with yourself can make a woman of any size look good.

Well, I take that back, these girls in size 0 just don't look good in a bikini.

[Foxfire]

She was half of a singing duo back in the 60's and 70's that died of complications of anorexia. Or was it Bulemia? I do know she sang with her brother. One of their songs was "We've Only Just Begun". Somebody help me out here.

[officegirl]

Oh ok, I know that song

[Chiefwhatdahey]

WOW! what a difference a few weeks make! The ol' gal has dropped 20 lbs. she's walkin' and runnin she's cookin good stuff like I haven't seen in a number of years, So I says "when do I get to road test the new and improved wife?" I forgot that she was lifting weights to tone as well :wacko:

[Foxfire]

I tried to warn ya Chief!

[Big_Dave]

WOW! what a difference a few weeks make! The ol' gal has dropped 20 lbs. she's walkin' and runnin she's cookin good stuff like I haven't seen in a number of years, So I says "when do I get to road test the new and improved wife?" I forgot that she was lifting weights to tone as well :wacko:
So whatcha sayin'? She's swinging that big ol cast iron skillet with more accuracy now? :p :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ya really gotta quit trying to swallow BOTH of your feet at the same time. :yikes: :rofl:

[tahoetr]

well back in the 70's Karen Carpenter was a FOX!! :cool: :p
And she had one hell of a beautfull voices in top 40 music. She also played the drums in her band.

by the way the women i have seen around my co's. yrd in Mondovi, i have no complaints :)

[beanie baby]

Tahoetr, you come to Wisconsin and don't say anything?? hmmm, no cheese cake for you!! :harhar:

[tahoetr]

yes i do make it there,,but mostly to the home office in mondovi, where i sit for a day or two just for a pm service. Hate going there, cause they are so slow in the shop.
Haven't been there for a couple of months. Thankfully we have 4 other termenals around the country.
next time i know i'm heaed there, i'll warn ya ;)