Winter classes for men

[BigChicken]

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT




LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10



How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 12
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going
To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

[tommy]

Are you gonna be the Teacher BC???

ya see, down here in Florida, the teacher is fun with her kids... :harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I will show my kid that, she would laugh.... :rofl: :rofl:

[BigChicken]

Nah, BP I can't possibly. I'm still trying to "teach" my little one to pick up in her room. She just gives me that dead fish look when I say pick something up.

Strange, but all my guy friends I sent this too sent back a reply about a specific number/item. My girlfriends didn't reply. Too pissed off about their significant others I suppose.

[Big_Dave]

Class 10
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 12
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BigChicken]

Now shy would you post them smiley thingys Dave?

Hubby won't even drive when we go somewhere together. He says I nag so much that he just makes me drive. I'm so glad he wasn't in his pickup when I ran over those curb things, shook the heck out of me.

Smith System my arse, the man can drive the heck outta a big truck, but grinds the gears in my little four wheeler, says they are too close together. :wtf:

[Big_Dave]

I was laughing because I am NOT the ideal shopping mate and the way my wife drives, drives me nuts. :rofl:

[The_Governor]

I think my wifes maiden name was Rahal,or Foyt,or Andretti,or something like that. :wtf: :yikes:

[Coalregion]

I think my wifes maiden name was Rahal,or Foyt,or Andretti,or something like that. :wtf: :yikes:

Hey Gov, I think maybe I married her long lost sister!! :wow: And Big Chicken, I've also began doing what your hubby does, and just let her drive when we are going somewhere around here:rofl: :rofl: However, It's amazing how she always does find a reason for me to drive when it involves going into a large city such as Philadelphia, or even Allentown. Then my driving becomes much more passable by her standards!! But I have to admit, it's pretty cool to sit in the jumpseat and condemn her driving for a change, instead of her going knee deep in my azz about something before we even leave town :rofl: :rofl:

Gary

[tommy]

and I wonder why I am staying SINGLE!! :yikes: :yikes: